"i just slapped the f**k out of my cousin and took his toaster strudel."
-teejayx6
Since the dawn of humanity, Louis Q. Gorblatron, better known as Big Louie, has been the sole omnipresent being striving to improve the quality of the average human life, by profitably distributing various lumps, running for president in multiple 3rd-world countries, and gaining the trusts of many of the CEOs of major fast food chains. He is predicted to be crowned Great Grand Heavenly Dictator of the Universe by 2900 AD. His favorite color is orange, like the fruit.
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