Want some cheese? You're in the right place. Since the dawn of humanity, Big Louie's International Dairy Co. has been delivering high-quality, massive cheese wheels, from our Guatemalan child workers straight to your doorstep. We have influenced some of the most infamous events and movements in history, such as the establishment of Santa Claus as the god-king of Earth, the independence of Cambodia, and the Haitian Revolution. We are always present, and we always have been.

Alongside selling the world's finest cheese wheels, we are also a political party! The Cheese Party is a party promoting satanism, misinformation, and greed. Big Louie has been the sole representative of this party in every country since at least 1583. Vote for Big Louie and the Cheese Party in YOUR country's next presidential election! Visit tinyurl.com/VoteForTheCheeseParty for more info!

We have made 1 public delivery this year! Here's a list:

• jan 1 2024 - Jacques Bermon Webster II, 2 ton mozzarella sphere

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